Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Good morning crew,

I forgot to tell you about my Christmas haul this year. I scored two sweaters, a necktie, a couple gift cards to various coffee places, a bottle of Jagermeister (no scotch this year) and from the girlfriend a couple bars of gourmet soap. That's not a joke either.

You might think she's trying to tell me something, but last year on a little weekender we took I commented how much I enjoyed using this deliciously scented almond soap they had in the hotel where we were staying.

She actually managed to find the stuff online somewhere. I thought that was a very thoughtful gesture, actually.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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Looking through the want ads last week, I came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally, I thought, my eight years of high school are paying off."

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I prefer to describe myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides...."stalker" is such an ugly word.

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A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?"

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A help desk operator takes a call from a hysterical secretary. It seems she was playing on her boss's brand new business computer and she spilled sticky soda on the "keyboard."

The help desk operator figured, "What the hell. It's only a $10 keyboard" and told her to unplug it, rinse the keys under the tap and leave it somewhere to dry.

The next morning her boss rings the help desk demanding to speak to the manager. This guy really wants the help desk operator's job, he's that upset.

What he wants to know is... "What clown told my secretary to put $2000 worth of laptop under a tap?"


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Five Jewish men who influenced the history of Western civilization.

Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative.