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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Good morning crew,
Being a responsible motorcycle owner I put my bike in the
garage after my Lake Geneva ride in October and haven't
touched it since.
Just this past Sunday the temperature outside actually got
above freezing and I forced myself outside to see if the
thing would actually turn over.
Luck was on my side because with a little coaxing and
cursing the sucker coughed to life. It was a good thing,
too, because those stupid, little motorcycle batteries
are ridiculously expensive, and if it was dead I would
have had to buy a new one.
But I got her out on the road and cruised around for a
good hour, making sure the battery got a good charge. Then
I topped off the tank and put a little stabilizer in the
fuel. Hopefully she'll be good until the next time it's
warm enough for me to take her out.
That's the kind of excitement I have in my life.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Some scholars of ancient Hebrew are now suggesting that
certain portions of the Bible could have been written
centuries earlier than others. The scholars say they know
this because the newer portions all begin, 'Previously,
on 'The Bible.'" -Conan O'Brien
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"A new study revealed that losing a few pounds prior to
surgery could help reduce the risk of complications. When
they heard this, Americans were like, 'Eh, we'll take our
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"The Golden Globes Awards are on this weekend. People say
the Golden Globes is an indicator of what the Academy
Awards will be: long and boring." -David Letterman
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The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building
that had been a one-room schoolhouse. The buyer converted it
to a tavern. One day an elderly man was walking by the place
with his grandson and pointed to the building. "That's where
I went to school when I was your age."
"Really," said the boy. "Who was your bartender back then?"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one
of our employees. After reviewing the different plans and
monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing $100,000
worth of life insurance. But he had one last question.
"Now," he said, "what do I have to do to collect the money?"