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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Good morning crew,
Joe: I am riding every day. I don't know why
you would say that putting the bike away is
being responsible.
Well, I was making an apparently failed attempt at being
funny. The responsible thing would have been to winterize
the bike so I wouldn't have to goof with it again until
the spring.
For a couple years I left the bike downtown at old Mason's
place for the winter. He had a heated, underground garage
and every month I would pester him to start the bike up for
me and ride it around the city for a half hour. But after
two years he finally wised up and refused to do it anymore.
By the way, I'd like to say thanks to the people who wrote
in and suggested I buy a trickle charger to hook up to the
battery for the winter.
That's not a bad idea. Next year, if I don't sell the bike
so I can afford a house, I will definitely invest in one,
but for now it's just easier (even if it's colder) to just
ride the old beast once a month. So that's the current plan.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Jim was just out of Navy boot camp, and was on his first
ship. About two hours out of port, he began to get a bit
ill from the motion of the ship. He approached an ensign,
also just out of training and on his first cruise. He
saluted and said, "Excuse me sir, I am feeling seasick,
and I wondered if I may have permission to go downstairs
to the dispensary."
The ensign returned his salute and replied, "Sailor, you
are in the Navy now. You don't go downstairs, you go below!
There is no dispensary on this ship, there is sickbay. Not
only that, that is not the floor, it is a deck, that is not
the ceiling, it is the overhead, that is not a pillar, it is
a stanchion, that is not a water fountain, it is a scuttle-
butt. If I ever hear you using civilian words instead of
Naval jargon, I till throw you out of that little round
window over there."
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A number of years ago, we had a rather pompous pastor. One
Sunday morning when he called for the offertory, he folded
his hands across his chest and intoned, "Ask and ye shall
receive; seek and ye shall find; knock and it will be opened
unto you."
Then he spread his arms wide and called, "Therefore...come
unto the Lord all ye askers, seekers and knockers."