Like The Snuggie...BUT 1/2 The Price... NOW in various colors...
http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/2449/c/186/a/505
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Good morning crew,
I finally received the last tax document I need in the mail
yesterday, so I think tonight I'll empty out all of the boxes
and drawers I have packed with personal papers that I never
organize and collect everything I need to get my taxes done.
With the home improvements I did last year I should get a
tidy little sum back.
If I can get that e-filed this week I'll have my refund by
the end of February...just in time for my next credit card
statement!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
***
FUZZY SOCKS - Very Soft & Comfy...
Retail Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98
Warm and cozy microfiber socks come in a variety of stripes
and solid colors. So soft you have feel it to believe it!
These quality socks are made of 97% Polyester, 2% Spandex
and 1% Rubber. Machine washable. Women's size 9-11.
PLEASE NOTE: Because of the low cost, colors are chosen
at random. Grab a bunch by visiting:
http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/505/l/1d7p94
***
"I was in Las Vegas this past weekend. I saw a Drew Carey
game there. You know you've made it when there's a game
named after you. It's called 'The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.'"
-Craig Ferguson
***
"More Americans can name the three stooges than the three
branches of government. Well, that's because the three
stooges are more likely to get something done."
-David Letterman
***
"L.A. has got so many cupcake stores these days. When did
we start eating so many cupcakes? Also, there are about
10,000 medical marijuana dispensaries in L.A., so maybe
that's got something to do with it." -Jimmy Kimmel
------------------------------------------------------------
Finally - An EYE-CATCHING Bracelet That's Surprisingly Affordable
From the world famous Vercasci jewelry galleries comes the
"deal of the century." Now you can get a Vercasci Rhinestone
Bracelet for under $8. Breathtaking is the only word for it.
With features you'll love - Thirty-Five dazzling rhinestones,
each cut & polished like a diamond for maximum brilliance.
One size fits all. You couldn't ask for a more beautiful
finishing touch to your outfit. Anywhere else you can expect
to pay over $60.00. At $7.99 ($5.99 for two or more) its rare
to find such a fabulous bargain for a sophisticated Vercasci
bracelet. Seeing is believing. VISIT:
http://rd.gophercentral.com/al/a?aid=7&ent=2069
Vercasci Rhinestone Bracelet
------------------------------------------------------------
Enclosed with the heartworm pills my friend received from
a veterinarian was a sheet of red heart stickers to place
on a calendar as a reminder to give her pet the medication.
She attached these stickers to her kitchen calendar, marking
the first Saturday of every month.
When her husband noticed the hearts, he put on a lecherous
grin, turned to his wife and asked, "Do you have something
special in mind for these days?"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we
had each been married nearly 50 years. "That's a long time,"
I observed.
"A long, long time," she agreed. Then she smiled. "Something
just occurred to me."
"What's that?"
"If I had killed your brother the first time I felt like it,
I'd be out of jail by now."
____________________________________________________________
YOUR VIDEO SNACK BAR
Top Viewed Videos...
1. Marine Silent Marching
http://c.gophercentral.com/rO13
2. Man's Best Friend
http://c.gophercentral.com/2TYQ
3. Celebrities: Before and After Make-Up
http://c.gophercentral.com/49A3
4. Amos N´ Andy - In the IRS Office
http://c.gophercentral.com/iZUQ
5. The Muppets
http://c.gophercentral.com/sVqB
6. The Stones
http://c.gophercentral.com/XLr8