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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Good morning crew,
I picked up an old, classic novel again recently. I haven't
read it in years and figured I was about due to browse
through it again. It was originally written in 1959 as a
novel for young adults, which makes it very easy to read,
and despite being a sci-fi adventure story it is loaded the
author's socio-political dogma. However, neither of these
factors detract from it being an engrossing read.
Okay, I've given you enough hints. I'll only supply you with
one quote and see if you can guess the book...
"No need to describe what the suit looks like,
since it has been pictured so often. Suited up,
you look like a big steel gorilla, armed with
gorilla-sized weapons. This may be why a sergeant
generally opens his remarks with 'You apes--'
However, it seems more likely that Caesar's
sergeants used the same honorific."
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road.
Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.
Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.
Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.
Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes
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Guys: wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since
high school.
Men: balance their checkbooks.
Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same
buddy twice in a row.
Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors,
driving, and paying for dinner.
Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors,
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Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers.
Guys: are afraid of becoming men.
Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call.
Guys: pretend you're not there when their moms call.
Men: start their own businesses.
Guys: quit their jobs.
Men: are experts on women's erogenous zones.
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Men: order wine based on more than the price.
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