Monday, May 30, 2011Good morning crew,
Hot Dog, Memorial Day! Old Mason and I have plans to do a little grilling at his place, but the last weather report I saw was a little iffy. So right now I could either be outside in sunny, ninety degree weather with a beer in one hand while flipping chicken wings with the other...or I could be sitting in my apartment heating up a frozen pizza while the rain comes down in buckets.
But if you are outside today, grilling pounds of delicious cheeseburgers and mountains of sausages and drinking all of that ice cold beer, please take a minute to remember the men and women who died in the service. It's their day!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***"They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it's worth it when they're old enough to do the yard work." -Craig Ferguson
***I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn't think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends.
So I hung up and called him back. He said, "Hello?"
I said, "Hey, buddy, it's me. Want to hear what this jerk I was supposed to go out with just did?"
*------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes -------------*A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. "It's a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.
"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let's Just Be Friends virus?"