Thursday, May 12, 2011

Good morning crew,

Apparently summer has come a few weeks (five actually) early.
We have been having some really warm weather here in the
Chicago area recently. We had two ninety degree days in a
row this week, and today it is going to be 85.

Of course, this weekend it is going to be back down in the
fifties and raining.

That's global warming for you.

Sounds like perfect weather to finally get the old motor-
cycle out of the garage.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he
says to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug."

"OK," says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.


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Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make
anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood
by going around the room asking where all the guests were
from. "Burnt Mattress, Arkansas," called out the friend
sitting next to me.

"Burnt Mattress!" said the instructor, suppressing a laugh.
"I've heard some unusual town names before, but never that
one. Where's it located?"

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