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Friday, October 14, 2016
Good morning crew,
For some reason I have really had a taste for wiener schnitzel recently. Maybe because the wiener schnitzel I had in Austria, the home of the schnitzel, was so disappointing.
Anyway, I think I'll recruit the wife to go to the Rosemont Hofbrauhaus with me this weekend. That's a Chicago style schnitzel; as big as your head and five times as likely to induce a heart attack.
Maybe the beer isn't quite as good as the original Hofbrau in Germany, but I'll make do.
Laugh it up,
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Flattered, she gave him a big smile and gushed, "Oh, thank you so much!"
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I was walking past an alley last night, when I heard, "Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugs were trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but she was putting up a heck of a fight and wouldn't let go.
I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walking and pretend I didn't see anything.
I finally decided that I should help.
She was one tough old lady, but the three of us finally got that handbag.
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