Thursday, July 21, 2011Good morning crew,
I read a story recently about a drunk who fell asleep in his car, at a traffic light. The police noticed the car stopped in front of a green light and when they investigated they found the driver asleep, with his foot still on the brake pedal!
Now that's a fun night.
Like most people I am amused by these kinds of stories, but the whole thing takes on another meaning when it is a loved one who gets behind the wheel.
Sometimes it's easy to get carried away. I know. So why run the risk of a DWI which could ruin your life for years (and cost you thousands of dollars), or God forbid you should hurt yourself or others when you can get the Digital Alcohol Breath Checker for eight bucks?
The Digital Alcohol Breath Checker is small enough to fit on your keychain and can detect approximate blood alcohol levels in seconds. It's compact, lightweight, and easy to use. And most importantly it could save you a DWI or even your life or that of a loved one.
Think of it as a deterrent. You'll never think to yourself again, "Eh, I'm good enough to have one more." With the Digital Alcohol Breath Tester in your pocket you'll KNOW when enough is enough.
Check it out here:
Digital Alcohol Breath TesterLaugh it up,
Joe
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Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he'd sold everything.
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