Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Good morning crew,
I'm feeling a little under the weather today. Not exactly
sick, but sort of sniffly and not very energetic. What I
should do is go home, eat a nice early dinner, take some
vitamin C and some cold medicine and go to bed by nine.
But what I am going to do is go to the gym.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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