Thursday, December 30, 2010
Good morning crew,
Another year almost gone. Wow! At least Christmas is over.
Now all I have left to get through is New Year's Eve. But
this year I have something a little different planned for
that. I don't want to ruin the surprise just in case it
turns out to be a terrible idea, but I promise to fill you
in on all the fun holiday adventures next year!
Have fun, be safe and happy new year!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and
asked job seekers to fill out an application. Under "Salary
Expected," a woman wrote "Friday."
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The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its
plumage. My four-year-old son was particularly taken with
it. That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad,
guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!"
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Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, "Wildlife
Refuge." Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, my husband
shook his head. "He almost made it."
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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window
and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I
also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much
money."
I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back."
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat
my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and
said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing."
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. Or do. Who knows, you
might get lucky.
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