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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Good morning crew,
Despite still being sick I did have one little adventure
this weekend. A friend from my school just graduated from
the police academy and invited me to his graduation party
at a local bar. And I am not the person to pass up an
opportunity to see a bar full of cops with partying on
their minds. And I was not disappointed.
You'll never want for an amusing anecdote in a situation
like that.
Plus, I had three separate guys breathe into my face from
a proximity of a few inches that if I ever get pulled over
in their town I should drop their name.
So I got that going for me.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Bill's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming.
Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor.
Bill was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing
his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did
was to ask what was troubling him.
"Well," Bill answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm
never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether
I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm
going to do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really
need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "Pay me in
advance."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
The fragrance department of a major New York City store where
I shop is always pushing the latest scents. Attractive models
move about the floor offering to spray customers with the
newest bouquet.
One day, outside the store's restaurant, a model sprayed two
women who had just finished their lunch. When one woman com-
mented that the perfume was too strong, the model replied,
"The fragrance will be softer once it dries and the alcohol
wears off."
"See!" her friend chided. "I told you not to have that second
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drink."