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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Good morning crew,
I have never seen a carpenter work so slow. Granted, he was
perched at the top of a 20 foot extension ladder, but it
took him two days to trim out three skylight casings (and
touch up a little dry wall). Well, not two whole days. On
Sunday he disappeared for about five hours after doing one
hour of work and didn't show up again until three o'clock
in the afternoon. By that time there wasn't enough light
for him to finish so he has to come back next weekend.
On the plus side the trim work does look very nice.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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