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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Good morning crew,
Well, I have started the long process of buying a house,
maybe. Step one is familiarizing myself with what is out
there. The good news is that with the market being so
depressed the last couple of years there are some
incredible buys out there. I mean, nice houses so cheap
I would actually feel guilty about buying them at the
listed price.
The bad news is I don't have any money. All of my money is
in the boat I sold four months ago for four thousand less
than what it should have been worth, and in my condominium
which has been suffering the same market depreciation as
all of the houses I have been looking at.
So the question becomes...how to come up with a down pay-
ment in between now and the spring.
I'm thinking about cashing out my savings account and going
to the casino.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
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20 LED PIVOT LANTERN/DESK LAMP
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"My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing
letters. If someone thanked him for a wedding present, he
thanked them for thanking him and there was no end to the
exchange but death." -Evelyn Waugh
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"The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand
that bites it. -Laurence Peter
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"Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a
newspaper can always print a retraction." -Adlai Stevenson
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GIANT 600 Cartoons Special Collector's DVD Tin
With Bonus Poster & T-Shirt.
Retail Price: $79.99
DEAL PRICE: $39.99
This is the largest collection of classic cartoons EVER
assembled in one package. Many of these cartoons have never
been released before on VHS or DVD! Iconic favorites will
include Popeye, Woody Woodpecker, Felix the Cat, The Three
Stooges, Baby Huey, Hunhy & Spunky, Mighty Mouse, Heckle &
Jeckle, Little LuLu, Casper, Tom & Jerry and many many more.
DVD FEATURES/EXTRAS:
* Includes 12 DVDs (over 60 Hours of fun)
* A Collectors Tin.
* Exclusive Collectors Poster.
* A Detailed Info Booklet.
* All Cartoons are Digitally Remastered.
* Includes an exclusive collector's T-shirt (XL size) with a
host of Classic Cartoon Characters (Betty Boop, Popeye, Felix
The Cat, The Three Stooges and more...)
No question this is one of the most fun and complete cartoon
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Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank
still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM
card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I
often find ourselves having to explain how it's done. One
teller complained that she kept getting odd looks every
time she explained it. I found out why when I overheard
her tell one man, "Strip down facing me."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O'Hare airport in
Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued
each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit." That evening
after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
"Is this chit worth $10?" I asked.
Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, "I'm sorry,
sir. Was the meal that bad?"
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