Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Good morning crew,
Thanks for the big response, everybody. You can all rest
assured that I will not poison myself with expired flour.
The consensus of opinion seems to be that as long as it
is not self-rising flour it should be good for at least a
year, or even two, as long as it is sealed in an air-tight
container to prevent weevils from making a home in it.
A lot of responders suggested freezing it.
It is a little disconcerting thinking about the fact that
there might be weevil eggs lying dormant in my flour. Isn't
that why the flour is processed in the first place? Well,
one of the reasons, anyway?
But, if my personal track-record is any indicator I won't
have to worry about it for another year.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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