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Monday, May 17, 2010
Good morning crew,
I opted for the riskier plan this weekend and went downtown.
Ultimately we did not accomplish what we wanted to as
conditions were unfavorable for sailing. We did, however,
have the opportunity to spend a few hours helping old Mason's
neighbor clean his boat and we got a few free beers out of
that. Not exactly an ideal trade, but sometimes you have to
gamble!
The girlfriend had a pretty good day at the tournament. She
won second place out of a field of about fifteen. The only
thing she was a little disappointed in was that the girl who
beat her out for first is a first degree black belt (while
the gf is a second).
But the girl who beat her also belongs to our school, so
I consoled her by telling the girlfriend she can make the
winner do pushups next week.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Greece is a relatively small country, much like a state
in the U.S. But it overspent and over-borrowed, promised
expensive pension plans, overtaxed, and it over-regulated
business. So the state it would be here is California."
-Jay Leno
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"President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He
gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to
stop when the teleprompter broke." -Craig Ferguson
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"A physics professor recently noticed a 99-year-old error
in the Oxford English Dictionary that mistakenly defines
the word 'siphon.' In response, Oxford has sent the man a
certificate, which correctly defines the word 'nerd.'"
-Jimmy Fallon
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As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on
base emblazoned with the motto "Death from above!" Later I
noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared "Death
from below!"
Then, standing in line for chow one day, I was served by an
Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and
spoon underneath and yet another warning: "Death from within!"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked
its readers to predict the next surcharge they'll levy for
something previously free.
1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen
masks will drop down. To start the flow of oxygen, simply
insert your credit card...
2. $100 On-Time Departure Fee; $25 Delay Complaint Fee.
3. View seating (formerly window seats), $10; Access seating
(formerly aisle seats), $10 $20 to use roll-away stairs to
enter or exit the aircraft in lieu of no-charge rope-ladder
alternative.
4. $9 fee for bumping your head on the overhead bin as you
take your seat; $3 additional penalty for looking up at the
bin after you bump into it.
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