Thursday, January 10, 2013

Good morning crew,

A couple of the girls in the office were talking about that old show Fear Factor.

Amber said, "I would never survive on that show because I am so afraid of spiders. If ANY of the challenges had to do with spiders I would just freak out and quit."

Kerbi answered, "What I would do is tell them I was deathly afraid of snakes, which I'm not really, then when they created a challenge for me involving snakes I wouldn't have any problem with it."

At that I had to contribute, "I would tell them I was deathly afraid of puppies, like bichon puppies. Oh, and beer. I would tell them I am completely nauseated by beer. Now that would be a fun challenge to tackle."

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Today, members of the 113th Congress were sworn in at the Capitol. After which, they were like, 'Well, that's enough work for the year.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"According to a new poll, Congress is now less popular than head lice, Nickelback, and Donald Trump. In a related story, head lice is insulted that it's being lumped in with Donald Trump and Nickelback." -Conan O'Brien

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"Alabama won the college football championship game. It was a tough loss for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. If only Irish people had some kind of tradition of drowning their sorrows in something, it would have been much easier." -Jimmy Kimmel

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Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."

"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life."

"Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."


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My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You're sisters?" he asked incredulously. "You look nothing alike.

Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, "Different plastic surgeons."