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Thursday, November 26, 2009
Good morning crew,
Here it is...the big day. Right now hundreds of millions of
Americans are getting ready to sit down for the meal of the
year. Oh, sure, other holidays include incredible meals, but
no other holiday on the American calendar revolves around
a meal as its central feature. If for no other reason this
should make us all glad to be Americans.
I'll clue you in to one of my favorite parts about this
holiday. Pumpkin pie. Especially with lots of whipped cream.
But even without the whipped cream, I still love pumpkin pie.
I'll even put sweet potato pie at a close second, neither of
which you seem to find very often any other time of the year.
I love turkey, certainly, with a big mountain of mashed
potatoes drenched in a pool of thick, mushroom gravy which
forms a pool around the turkey slices and adds a nice counter-
point to the cornbread and sausage stuffing. I love the cold
sweetness of the cranberry sauce and the golden sweetcorn
slathered in melted butter. I love the creamy greenbean
casserole with those crunchy, toasted onions on the top, and
tureens brimming with mixed vegetables and honey-glazed
carrots.
But the meal just wouldn't be the same without a large,
nearly 90 degree wedge of pumpkin pie. And I'll let you in
on a secret, too. Nothing goes better with pumpkin pie than
a nice, semi-sweet sparkling wine. That's the good stuff,
right there.
So enjoy your holiday and I'll talk to you next week!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get
to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table
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You have probably heard about the lawsuit over a spilled cup
of coffee. However, there are many other silly lawsuits
involving products that have received far less attention.
For example:
A prescription of sleeping pills says,
"Warning: May cause drowsiness
A container of underarm deodorant says,
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A cartridge for a laser printer warns: "Do not eat toner"
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard
warns:
"Do not drive with sunshield in place"
A Bathroom Heater says:
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms"
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users:
"May irritate eyes"
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns:
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A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax
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Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a
cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small-
town Ohio girl. While I was in seminary school, I had a
temporary assignment at a church in a rural community. The
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too hard.
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"I never saw a cow until I met my wife."
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