Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Good morning crew,
Hot puppies; payday! I'm going to pretend I'm the federal
government and spend most of my discretionary funds
tonight (on a belated Valentine's Day dinner...not social
entitlements) and worry about how to pay my truck note,
insurance and utilities later.
The only problem is I don't have a rich Chinese friend to
borrow money from.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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I took four tires to a friend?s garage sale and was asking
$30 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked
him to watch them for me.
"Sure," he said, "but if someone offers less, how low are
you willing to go?"
"Try for more, but I will accept $15," I said, and left.
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My two daughters were discussing the less than desirable
physical attributes they had inherited from their father.
The older one said: "I hate my freckles from Dad."
Her unsympathetic younger sister replied: "At least you got
his freckles. I got his eyebrow."
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