Monday, October 20, 2014

Good morning crew,

Well, there were a few close calls with the power tools, but I still have all of my fingers. Next time I have to put off drinking beer until AFTER the project is done.

Live and learn.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A woman in the U.K. held a wedding ceremony to marry herself. I don't know how to tell you this, but I think that lady you just married might be crazy." -Seth Meyers

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"A new study has revealed that the reading level of presidential speeches has dropped significantly over the last 200 years. Or as Americans put it, 'Why dat?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"The speed limit here in New York City used to be 30 miles an hour. Now it is 25 miles an hour. I've gotten out of a cab moving 25 miles an hour." -David Letterman

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After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.

"Terry," she said, "does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?"

I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?"


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A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks went by they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.

He told them, "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come."