Thursday, August 5, 2010
Good morning crew,
don't you go to these fairs faires like every
other weekend? it seems you're always talking
about them. and the taste of chicago with the
eighty-two types of bratwurst? and the bars
that suck your wallet dry? i'm feeling nostalgic
for a home-repair story.... linda
Well, Linda, summer is the time for fairs and festivals.
In fact, the Renaissance Faire goes until the end of this
month, this weekend is the free Concert Under the Stars
that my community sponsors every year and Labor Day week-
end will be the big Franfort Fest and pig roast! So there
is still a lot to do this summer.
However, Mom is in town this weekend, so I'll be spending
a lot of time with her.
And please don't jinx me by mentioning home repairs! If
my air conditioning blows up or my fridge craps out I'm
going to blame you!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window
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