Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Good morning crew,

The entire office took a new group picture today. It was very exciting. We all even wore our PulseTV.com logo shirts (on pain of disciplinary action). But for some reason the boss insisted that we take the picture outside, in the brilliant summer morning sunshine, instead of in the controlled, interior illumination of the office.

Consequently, everybody in the photos looks like they are just about to sneeze. I tried the best I could to keep my eyes open, but the best I could manage was a look of intense concentration, or perhaps consternation.

As soon as the picture makes it up on the web site I'll let you know.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"John Kerry said during the Senate hearing that we are not the world's policemen. Really, then how come we eat most of the world's donuts?" -Jay Leno

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"On Sunday, more than 1,500 people set a world record by holding the largest gathering of redheads in history ? marking the first event that nearly got canceled due to sun." -Jimmy Fallon

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"The NFL season kicked off last night. Football is for people who can't stand politics but still enjoy watching millionaires destroy each other." -Craig Ferguson

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You have probably heard about the lawsuit over a spilled cup of coffee. However, there are many other silly lawsuits involving products that have received far less attention.
For example:

A prescription of sleeping pills says,
"Warning: May cause drowsiness

A container of underarm deodorant says,
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes"

A cartridge for a laser printer warns: "Do not eat toner"

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns:
"Do not drive with sunshield in place"

A Bathroom Heater says:
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms"

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users:
"May irritate eyes"

A popular manufactured fireplace log warns:
"Caution - Risk of Fire"

A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.

Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.

So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.