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Friday, October 16, 2009
Good morning crew,
On the menu tonight: Lime grilled salmon with filet mignon.
Broiled zucchini with melted parmesan. And on the side a
green pepper, tomato and cucumber salad with a balsamic
vinegar and olive oil dressing.
All I have to do now is go to the store, buy the material
and make it.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were
expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called
me at work all the way from Japan with the news of my
grandchild's birth. I took down all the statistics and
turned to relate it all to my co-workers.
"I'm a grandmother!" I declared. "It's a baby girl, and she
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"When was she born?" someone asked.
Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the
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*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told
him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a
dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-
or-other had printed it.
"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.
"Yes, that was it!"
"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever
printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million
dollars!"
"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything
close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all
over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther."