Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Good morning crew,

One of these years I really have to get a cell phone. They are such a convenience that sometimes I feel handicapped without one. I mean, the things you can do with what they call smart phones now are incredible. Especially with these apps (that's short for applications for the few of you out there like me who have to look it up).

I recently became very familiar with apps because we have just developed an app for the Android and iPhone which allows GopherCentral subscribers (that's you) to receive our Deal of the Day delivered right to your phone.

These deal features are so ubiquitous now that you might not know that our Deal of the Day was one of the first on the Internet to feature deep discount products on a daily basis. And we're still one of the best.

Now with the new app you get it delivered automatically, and if you like what you see you can get the deal with one touch of your pad.

If you have an Android or iPhone, please download the free daily deal app (links below). We really are offering recession busting products on everything from electronics to Egyptian sheets. Thanks for reading and enjoy today's issue.

Click for: Droid Daily Deal App

Click for: iPhone Daily Deal App

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: "Basement?" --Rodney Dangerfield

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We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old daughter spotted a hat with "Guinness" written on it. She put it on and proclaimed, "Look! I'm a genius!"

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"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation." --Ogden Nash

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Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously.

"Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked.

"I am real," I said.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?"


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At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.

"Is she in Paine or Hacking?" the school secretary asked.

"She feels fine," said the confused mom. "We have company, and I'm keeping her home."