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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Good morning crew,
I bought a few of the supplies I'll need for my painting
party in a couple of weekends, and I'm starting to realize
what a project it's going to be. There is caulking,
spackling, sanding, dusting and priming to be done, and
that's before a brush is ever dipped into a paint can!
As anybody who has ever done any painting knows, the prep
work is the most important part of the job, which means
I'm not going to want a bunch of half drunk slobs doing
it. And that means I will be doing all myself this weekend.
Mathematically, one half drunk slob will only make one
quarter of the mistakes four half drunk slobs will.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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