Thursday, December 16, 2010
Good morning crew,
Yesterday was payday, thank Christmas. I have been doing all
of my gift shopping with my credit card and I'm dreading the
bill when it comes next week.
So I'll have to decide whether to pay off all (or at least
most) of my Christmas shopping or buy food.
The big advantage I have right now is that there are a lot
of holiday parties planned, which means I can load up on
free food and booze.
If I am determined I can consume ten or twelve thousand
calories of free food and then go into partial hibernation
until the next party. Hey, it works for bears (the hiber-
nation part, not the holiday parties).
The one gift I am particularly proud of is the giant speaker
I scored for old Mason. Ever since he and his wife bought
their new house he has been planning the ultimate "man cave".
The last time I was there he showed me the empty he's
planning to create it in. "Over here I'm going to have an
over-stuffed leather couch," he was explaining, "and over
here is going to be a 52-inch LCD with my Wii and Xbox all
hooked up and ready for Rock Band."
But I was noticing a particular lack of entertainment that
didn't revolve around holding a game controller in one's
hands. That's when I came up with the idea for this speaker
tower.
This is especially appropriate for Mason because he is such
a techno nerd. It's designed for an MP3 player and I don't
think Mason has bought a CD in five years. ALL of his music
is on his Nano.
I think he's really going to like it.
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Laugh it up,
Joe
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We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town
when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress,
"I'll have the 24."
"Uh, Jim," I whispered, "that's the price, not the meal
number."
"Oh," he said. "In that case give me the 12."
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She turns red in the face and ahems, "Sir, I don't know what
kind of restaurant you're used to eating in, but I can assure
you you're not going to get a quickie here!"
"How disappointing," the man replied. "Could you ask the chef
to make an exception?"
"He doesn't have anything to do with it!" says the waitress
indignantly.
"Hmmm," do you know anywhere around here where I could get
a quickie?"
"I'm SURE I don't know," answers the waitress loudly.
A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on
the shoulder, "I think it's pronounced QUICHE."
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