Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Good morning crew,
This is the deep breath before the plunge. It's going to be
nice and quiet for the next month and then life turns into
a madhouse staring around Halloween and ending somewhere in
February.
So enjoy it, folks. Lock yourselves in your homes. Watch TV.
Ignore the phone. Because the holidays are approaching!
Of course, Oktoberfest doesn't count. So drink up! That's
what I'm planning on doing.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"When the Pope met the Queen of England, they both said the
same thing to each other: 'Nice hat.'" -Jay Leno
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"A new report found that Asian-American students have the
best SAT scores. In second place ? anyone sitting behind
the Asian-American students during the test." -Jimmy Fallon
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"Well-known, veteran politicians were upended by candidates
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my daughter and most of the people there are stuffed animals."
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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something
really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized,
they made up.
However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had
done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you
keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive
and forget.'"
"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that
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When my friend spotted a blind man and his guide dog at a
crosswalk, she stopped her car and waved them on.
"Uh, Cynthia," I said, "he can't see you."
"I know that," she said indignantly. "I'm waving the dog on."
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