Thursday, March 31, 2011
Good morning crew,
I have an interesting project scheduled for this weekend. I
am going to be a referee. There is a martial arts tournament
on Sunday, and since I am now officially an 'instructor' at
this new school, I have been tapped to referee.
The only snag being, of course, that I have never done it
before. Not that it is that difficult. I stand in the middle
and say, "Face each other. Bow. Fighting stance...KILL!" I'm
kidding. I say, "Begin!"
And then if either of the competitors gets a bloody nose or
a bloody lip I stop the match and give him 60 seconds to let
his coach look at him and decide if he (or she) can continue.
I don't even have to keep score. That's the judges' job.
I will be also doing the same thing for poomse, or forms
competition. That will be fun because the girlfriend will
be there doing forms. Since I won't be judging there won't
be any unfair advantage, but maybe I can have fun some other
way.
I'll let you know if there is any excitement. Have a great
weekend!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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