Good morning crew,
Welcome to a new week, folks. We've been doing some experimenting around here lately, and not in a weird, 'Hey, it was college' kind of way, either. We have started publishing some of our newsletters in a new format. This week it's Clean Laffs! I hope you like it. Let me know what you think!
Laugh it up,
Joe
joe@gophercentral.comP.S. We have a *NEW* archive page! You can read newsletters from Clean Laffs to Bizarre News and dozens of titles in between. Years worth of issues! Just check out the link at the right of the page!
***"McDonalds is getting an upscale makeover. They'll have wooden tables, leather chairs, and the ketchup pump will be replaced with a carafe." -Dave Letterman
***"A lot of people make money off of weddings, such as caterers, photographers, and divorce lawyers."
-Craig Ferguson
***"A Dairy Queen in Canada broke a world record this week by creating a 10-ton ice cream dessert. Or as we call that in America, 'a medium.'" -Jimmy Fallon
***When my boss returned to the office, he was told that everyone had been looking for him. That set him off on a speech about how indispensable he was to the company.
"Actually," interrupted his assistant, "you left with the key to the stationery closet."
*---------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes -----------------*A number of years ago, we had a rather pompous pastor. One Sunday morning when he called for the offertory, he folded his hands across his chest and intoned, "Ask and ye shall receive; seek and ye shall find; knock and it will be opened unto you."
Then he spread his arms wide and called, "Therefore...come unto the Lord all ye askers, seekers and knockers."