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Monday, February 1, 2010

Good morning crew,

Remember all of my exciting weekend plans of going downtown
and hitting the boat show? Then going out for drinks and
maybe stopping at the casino and winning a mortgage payment
and earning the respect of men and adoration of women?

Yeah, never happened.

I was terribly sick the entire weekend with a stomach virus
or food poisoning or something.

That's the last time I eat raw oysters at a place called
'Fishy Joe's.'

Laugh it up,

Joe

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