Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Good morning crew,


Joe, WOAH! "I took the wife out Saturday night..." Wife?! When did that happen? Must be recent because you've always referred to a girlfriend in the past. In that case, congrats! And keep up the good work, I enjoy reading your jokes.


If you consider this summer recent, then yes, this was a recent development. And thank you for the congratulations.

Yes, it has been over two months of wedded bliss so far. To tell you the truth, it's not much different from dating. I still only see her a couple of times a week, usually on the weekends, and my social schedule hasn't changed at all. The only real difference is now I have less money, and we tend to surprise each other around the apartment since neither of us are used to living with another person.

If you want to catch up on wedding and honeymoon news you can check out the archives which are linked at the side of the page right under the Mommy Blogs. You'll have to go back about 40 issues. You've missed a bit.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A man in Oregon walked away with minor injuries after he fell asleep in a dumpster and ended up in a trash compacter. It raises a lot of questions, and the answer to all of them is tequila." -Jimmy Fallon

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"A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer by making it watch 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'" -Conan O'Brien

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"President Obama said today he's working on a plan to release oil before November to lower gas prices. It will be released from our strategic election reserves." -Jay Leno

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My 10-year-old daughter has decided she is an environmentalist. So she talked me into participating in an aggressive recycling effort with her.

Last week she and I took what proved to be 134 pounds of cardboard boxes to the recycling center and earned $1.34. Counting gas and ice cream, we turned a profit of -$7.85.

We're going to use generally accepted accounting principles and see if we can apply this amount to our taxable income.


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At the beginning of my junior year of high school in Arkansas, our homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my friend put down for her aspirations. Where it read "Vocational Plans" she had written, "Florida."