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Monday, June 7, 2010
Good morning crew,
I did the most incredibly absent-minded thing this afternoon.
While I was coming back to the office from lunch I decided
to stop at the gas station and top off my tank.
I went in, asked to put ten dollars on pump number 12 and
bought an instant lottery ticket and a pack of gum.
Then I went back to the truck, tucked the gum in the little
bag containing the sandwich I bought earlier, scratched my
ticket (bubkis) and drove back to work.
I think you can see the step I missed.
I had driven almost the two full miles back to the office
by the time I realized what I had done. So I drove back to
the gas station (another two miles) where, surprisingly no
one had pumped my ten bucks, put in the gas and drove back
to the office again (another two miles).
When all was said and done I probably ended up with the same
amount of gas as I started with.
I'll fill you in on the weekend tomorrow!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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When my boss returned to the office, he was told that every-
one had been looking for him. That set him off on a speech
about how indispensable he was to the company.
"Actually," interrupted his assistant, "you left with the
key to the stationery closet."
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"OK," says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.
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