Monday, October 1, 2012Good morning crew,
Welcome to October, folks. In September you can still pretend it's summer, but there is no denying it now. We're in fall. And once again I failed to make it to a single Oktoberfest.
The wife did. While I spent the entire weekend taking care of some family business the wife took the opportunity to go downtown and spend the entire day running around an Oktoberfest with one of her girlfriends.
Well, I guess I can't blame her too much. Spending time with me isn't as exciting as it used to be now that I am a boring, old married guy.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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