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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Good morning crew,
Some things about modern convenience just aren't that con-
venient. For example, last night, on the way home, I decidd
to hit the drive thru at my local fried chicken joint to
pick up dinner.
A fuzzy voice on the box asked me what I wanted and I said,
"I'd like a two piece dinner, white meat, mild, with a side
of red beans and rice please."
"Hold a moment..." came the reply. There was about sixty
seconds of silence when the voice came back and asked, "Did
you want dark or white meat?"
"White please."
"Do you want a side with that?"
"Red beans and rice please."
"And you wanted spicy, right?"
"Mild please."
"Okay, your total is a million dollars, please pull around."
So I pulled around to the little window where a young woman
was looking at her register. I gave her my money and she
printed out a receipt and read it to me.
"Two piece dark meat with a side of mashed potatoes and
gravy." she said, holding out a bag.
Ah, well, what's the difference? Right? So I just took it
instead of arguing. When I got home and opened up the box
I got chicken strips with barbecue sauce and a side of
jalapeno poppers.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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