Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Good morning crew,

The reason I find the middle joke in today's issue so funny is because the same thing happened to me once.

If you live close to a big city you know what a nightmare it is to park there. Once I drove around in circles, and I'm not kidding, for 30 minutes while trying to find parking in downtown Chicago.

So when you find a sweet spot within a block or two of where you want to go it is like a blessing. Imagine my elation, on this particular afternoon, when I found a parking spot a mere half block from my destination.

Unfortunately, the spot was right under a sign which read something like, "No parking between 6 AM and 5 FM except on weekends, Federal holidays, snow days and days ending in Y, including, but not limited to, alternating Tuesdays."

While I was standing there, trying to figure out if it was an alternate Tuesday, I saw a police officer standing next to his car, counting the remaining tickets in his book.

So I said, "Excuse me, I'm having a hard time figuring out this sign. Is it okay to park here?"

He shrugged his shoulders. "Looks okay to me."

Of course, when I came back out an hour later there was a ticket on my windshield. I have a feeling he was just standing there, waiting for me to park so he could write me a ticket.

Anyway, the $45 the ticket cost me was still probably cheaper than it would have been to park in a garage downtown for the afternoon.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"My husband and I married for better or worse... He couldn't do better and I couldn't do worse."

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"I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth - just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth." -Ronnie Shakes

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

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Recently in Traffic Court a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there.

The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would.

The Judge then said, "Good. When you see the Officer again, tell him he owes you $57. Next."


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Two stockbrokers went to lunch. The one said to the other, "Let's relax while we eat and talk about something other than the market for once."

"Good idea. Let's talk about women."

"Okay... common or preferred?"