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Monday, June 28, 2010
Good morning crew,
In the summertime when the weather is high,
You can stretch right up and touch the sky.
When the weather's fine,
You got women, you got women on your mind.
Have a drink, have a drive,
Go out and see what you can find.
Despite Mungo Jerry's suggestion, the fact that it is summer
time is no excuse to drive under the influence. In fact, it
is probably never a good idea to take advice from somebody
named Mungo. Just as a general rule of thumb.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"A Florida man was run over by his own truck after his dog
put the truck in gear. First, it looked like an accident
but it turns out the dog was texting." -Jay Leno
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"On this date in 1898 New York City became an official city.
And on this date in 1968 it became a living hell."
--Dave Letterman
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"The iPhone 4 is $499 to buy outright, $199 to upgrade your
existing iPhone, and if you don't want one at all, it's $99."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister
left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month old nephew.
I said, "What do I do if he cries?"
She said, "Give him some vegetables."
It turns out that jalapeno is not his favorite.
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Fellow employees at the international company where I work
know I'm a notary public and have me certify personal
documents.
One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on
an automobile title. "I'm selling my car to this man," one
of them explained. "We came here because we heard you were
notorious."
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