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Monday, March 1, 2010
Good morning crew,
Joe, what in the heck to canary birds have to
do with anything? -Beth
I'm sorry, Beth. That reference is a little obscure. It
comes from one of my favorite video clips on www.evtv1.com
featuring W.C. Fields.
You can watch it here...
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Remember never to feed canary birds meat.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My new girlfriend, Karen, got a job at a local hardware
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friends," she said. "If you stop by, tell them you're my
brother."
On my first visit I walked to the customer service desk
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