Friday, September 30, 2016

Good morning crew,

[After writing about the little mishaps that can happen during taekwondo practice, I dug through some old issues of Clean Laffs and found this issue from 2006 which describes the incident which lead to my first date with my wife.]


I had an interesting weekend. On Saturday morning I got kicked in the face by a Tae kwon do black belt during a free sparring class. And to add insult to injury she is a chick. Imagine telling that story to your friends.

"Hey! How did you get that fat lip?"

"Uuuh...I got kicked in the face by a girl."

She got hers, though, because I made her feel really bad when I started crying, the big bully.


[As a side note; I must have cleaned that story up for publication, because as I remember it, she kicked me lower than the face. Much lower.]

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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