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Thursday, June 10, 2010
Good morning crew,
It's wedding season. Just last night I went to get fitted
for a tuxedo to wear in a July wedding. I was a little
discomfited by how discourteous the staff was. Maybe dis-
courteous is too strong a word. More like brusk. Barking
orders at me about raising my arms and lifting my chin.
And for a 200 dollar suit, no less!
When I get married there is going to be none of that. It
is going to be a casual affair. Nothing more formal than
a Hawaiian shirt. Hey! There's an idea...a theme wedding.
Maybe Magnum P.I. How cool would it be to get married
dressed up as Thomas Magnum? I could even grow a Tom
Selleck mustache for the occasion.
Just as long as the wife isn't dressed as Higgins.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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On our way to my parents' house for dinner one evening, I
glanced over at my 15-year-old daughter. "Isn't that skirt
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