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Monday, December 7, 2009
Good morning crew,
I know I say this every Christmas, but this year I mean it.
Everybody on my gift list is getting cheese. I can barely
stand grocery shopping, I do not know how I am going to
survive struggling through packed shopping malls looking
for presents.
Okay, maybe not EVERYbody. I have seen a couple things online
I'd like to buy.
There are only two weeks left, so I'd better get motivated.
I only have one reservation, and that is that my girlfriend
is currently in the "cheese" column. Do you think that will
be a problem?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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