Monday, November 4, 2013

Good morning crew,

I think if I could meet and hang out with any of the four fathers of our country it would probably be Ben Franklin because he said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

And anybody I have that much in common with is somebody I want to party with.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Halloween is tonight, and a woman from North Dakota says she's planning on giving overweight trick-or-treaters a letter explaining that sugar is bad for them - instead of giving them candy. Then those kids will hand HER a letter saying, 'Toilet paper or eggs?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"As baseball wraps up, a new NBA season tips off. It's the special time when we have baseball, football, and basketball at the same time � the holy trinity of ignoring our families." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost 60 percent fat. The study also says that the average fast-food customer is almost 60 percent chicken nuggets." -Conan O'Brien

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An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour.

"No need for that, young man," snapped the old timer. "I always wake up at five A.M. sharp - without an alarm clock."

"Very good, sir," the clerk replied, then asked, "Would you mind calling me at six?"


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Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars."

"I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?"

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear."

"Well, you can't be disappointed with that!"

"Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars."

"Incredible... so how come you look so glum?"

"Well, this week...nothing!"