Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Good morning crew,
I hurt my foot at the martial arts school a few weeks ago.
This kind of thing is really not that uncommon. It's a con-
sequence of kicking people for a hobby. But normally a sore
foot will go away in a few days. This has been nagging me
for over three weeks! Finally I started to get worried that
I had broken something and made an appointment yesterday to
get an X-ray.
After two hours of sitting around in the doctor's office
the sawbones finally showed up with the X-rays.
"You're fine," he announced without preamble. "There's
nothing broken."
"Really?"
"Take a look at the X-ray. You can see the Phalanges and
Metatarsals are completely intact."
"Yeah, but, but, it still hurts when I do this," I argued,
positioning my foot on the ball in demonstration.
"Then don't do that," he deadpanned.
And here I thought nobody appreciated classic jokes anymore.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his
front door. "Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country
club tomorrow at 10:00 AM if you ever want to see your wife
alive again."
But it was well after 1:00 PM by the time he arrived at the
designated meeting spot. A masked man stepped from behind
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"Give me a break!" said Marvin, pointing to his scorecard.
"I'm a 27 handicap."
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When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled
through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send.
His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."
"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the con-
venience store."
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