Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Good morning crew,

It's time to make a trip to the used book store. I need to make some additions to my library. Anybody have any good suggestions?

I'm so desperate for reading material I'm starting to reread science fiction books I didn't even like the first time I'm. And the bizarre part...I'm about to plow through about one book a month almost exclusively by reading in the bathroom.

I bet you that's more information than you wanted to know.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A man's life always starts today. Every morning is a beginning, a fresh start, and a man needn't be hog-tied to the past. Whatever went before, a man's life can begin now, today." --Louis L'Amour

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"Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education." -Bertrand Russell

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"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." -Benjamin Franklin

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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."


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When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter that next day. The following morning, Peters found the letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."