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Friday, October 23, 2009
Good morning crew,
Wow. This Friday was about a month in coming. After having
all last week off to loaf and goof around it was not an
easy thing to get back into the schedule of work and the
daily mechanics of living.
What I need to do is figure out a way to make money without
really working. Now let me think, what game at the casino
has the best odds....
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
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meeting with a potential client, our team introduced our-
selves one by one. When it was my Boss' turn, he said, "I've
been with the company for it's entire 10 year history. I
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When it was my turn, I rose and said, "I'm new with the
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One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on
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friend suggested.
"I already thought of that," he replied. "But my keyboard
doesn't have Roman numerals on it."