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Friday, October 9, 2009
Good morning crew,
Did anybody miss me? We have been having some server issues
the last few days (read: the email server crashed and all
of the newsletter lists had to be re-built!) so I have not
been able to mail Clean Laffs since Friday.
However we are now back in business. The only issue is that
since we had to rebuild the email list recent updates were
not saved. That means if you unsubscribed recently your
address is back on the list. I apologize if it seems like
I'm harassing you. If you scroll to the bottom of the page
and unsubscribe again I promise to do my best to ignore you!
Thanks for your patience, folks. Let's get on with the Laffs!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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