Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Good morning crew,
I just read that there is a lawsuit against Taco Bell
because the "meat" they claim to serve in their products
isn't exactly what most people would consider meat. The
suit claims that the meat mixture sold by Taco Bell
restaurants contains binders and extenders and does not
meet the minimum requirements set by the U.S. Department
of Agriculture to be labeled as beef.
And my response to that would be, "Duh."
I, personally, have never eaten Taco Bell without getting
sick (which is why I haven't eaten there since 2004). I
always assumed that they were serving saw dust and bone
meal mixed with beef tallow. And as far as I know "binders
and extenders" might be just that.
But in my opinion I think that if you want to poison your-
self with Taco Bell you should be able to. I am very liberal
about that. Just don't lie to the public! If I ordered what
I thought was going to be a steak at a restaurant and was
then brought an old catcher's mitt smothered in steak sauce,
I would sue too!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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