Keep Your Feet Warm With These Fuzzy Socks
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Good morning crew,
Here it is, only four days since Thanksgiving and I'm already
craving turkey again. Maybe I have a problem. Can a person
get addicted to turkey?
I girl once told me she was an animal lover and I told her I
was too. She asked me what my favorite animal was and I told
her it was a toss up between cows and turkeys.
When she finally figured out what I was talking about she
refused to talk to me anymore.
How was I supposed to know she was a vegetarian?
Welcome to December!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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Reactor: Interactive Gaming System
Like The Wii But under $50...
List Price: $79.99
DEAL PRICE: $49.99
Get Two Gaming Systems for $79.98
The Reactor is an interactive wireless gaming system with
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This plays like the more expensive systems without having
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AND 32 games for so much less. It's like saving over $400!
As mentioned with 32 built-in games (19 different sports and
athletic games, 11 classic arcade games, plus Sudoku and chess)
the action will never stop!
FEATURES:
- 16-Big Graphics
- Two Remotes
- Stereo Sound
- Fun For ALL Ages - Wireless Game Console
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- EASY To Hook Up Plug & Play (RCA Connection)
Grab one for $49.99 or save even more and get two for $79.98
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"In Washington, a woman who bought a used couch found a
live cat in its cushions. This should serve as a reminder
to everyone: please, have your couches spayed or neutered."
-Jimmy Fallon
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"We do this show from the West Coast, so because of the
time differences, while you're at home sitting in front
of the TV in your underwear, I too am at home sitting in
front of the TV in my underwear. Only I'm watching Conan."
--Jimmy Kimmel
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"Russia has announced it's holding its annual beauty
pageant for nuclear power plant workers. Apparently last
year's winner had the most beautiful three eyes they've
ever seen." --Conan O'Brien
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
Organize & Store All Your Favorite TV Accessories, & More...
List Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
Get Two for: $23.98
Organize your magazines, remote controls, eye glasses,
telephone and more with this handy Arm Rest Organizer.
This is a true family room organizer that stores all that
stuff that sits on your end tables in one convenient location.
Now you'll always know right where your cross-word puzzle is.
The Arm Rest Organizer also features a tray for a beverage or
a snack.
FEATURES:
- Fits over sofa arm for easy installation
- 6 large pockets
- Large Table-Top (18" x 7") surface perfect for snacks,
writing notes & more
- Adjustable design fits most arm rest on couches or chairs
- Color: Black
The Arm Rest Organizer features a durable black fabric. One
side of the organizer features two large pockets, while the
other side has one large pocket for magazines and three smaller
pockets for pens, glasses and remotes. The flat surface in the
center features a ridge around the edge to keep items from
sliding off, and makes a great snack or writing table.
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Sitting in the first row of coach class during a lengthy
flight, my wife and I were able to hear a flight attendant
as he pushed a wine cart down the aisle in the first-class
section. "Would you care for chardonnay or burgundy?" he
asked the high-paying passengers.
A few minutes later the attendant opened the curtain between
the two sections, offered wine to one final first-class
patron, then wheeled the same cart forward to our aisle.
"Excuse me," he said, looking down at us, "would you care
for a glass of wine? We have white and red."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
I'm the postmaster for a small town in Pennsylvania. One of
my regular customers, Jeff, bought several sheets of newly
released commemorative stamps.
Soon after he left, a woman came in carrying two crisp
sheets of Harry Houdini stamps she'd found in the parking
lot.
The next morning, I gave Jeff the sheets of stamps he'd
lost. "You know," Jeff said to me, "I'm not at all that
surprised the Houdini stamps reappeared."