Thursday, September 16, 2010
Good morning crew,
I have a wedding to go to this Saturday. A friend of mine is
getting married...again...to the same woman. They didn't get
divorced or anything. It's sort of a renewal of vows. I guess
in case they forgot them, or something. I'm not 100 percent
clear on what's going on, but I do know there is an open bar
at the reception.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her
daughter wanted to know why.
"The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to the
marriage and I simply don't want to put up with it," she
explained.
Taking her mother's hand in hers, my friend's daughter
said sweetly, "I hate to break the news to you, Mom, but
you're not exactly carry-on yourself."
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