Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Good morning crew,
Welcome to March, folks. Lots of stuff happening this month.
Next week is Fat Tuesday. St. Patrick's Day is the 17th.
And the equinox is the 20th! Every one an occasion to have
a party!
Plus, today is payday. The girlfriend has talked me into
going to the casino with her this coming weekend, so I am
going to put off sending in my mortgage payment. Sure, it'll
be a few days late, but I'll be able to afford the penalty
and then some with all of the cash I'm going to make at the
roulette table.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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When my wife and I went up to New England a couple of years
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The clerk at the inn asked me if we wanted a room with a
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"What's the difference?" I asked.
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