Super Sized Shammies...Holds 20x Its Weight In Liquid
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Monday, February 8, 2010
Good morning crew,
Well, it looks like I won't be retiring any time soon. On
the plus side I still have my condo and my truck. I'll fill
you in on the details later. Hope everybody had a great
weekend!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN'S TRIFOLD WALLET
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99, get two wallets for just $7.98...
Loaded with features.... Open it up and you won't believe all
the space in this compact area. It has two (2) currency
sections, two (2) window ID's & six (6) leather credit card
slots., six (6) clear credit card slots, one (1) hidden pouch
great for a key! There's a spot for everything...
The Marshal motto of, Sure, Pure & Perfect is never more true
than with this classic black wallet. It's a wallet that demands
attention!
What may be the biggest surprise is the price we have... through
a special buy, we are able to offer this quality wallet for less
than cost. In fact you can get three (3) wallets for less than
the normal price of one.
To see a picture of it (or the Classic Bifold Style),
visit: http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/3744/c/120/a/505
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"In Japan, they have developed a new green machine that
turns regular paper into toilet paper. Kind of like what
Wall Street did with the dollar." -Jay Leno
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"Don't think of me as a talk show host, think of me as a
good friend whose phone number none of you have."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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"It was on this day in 2004 that Facebook was launched.
Could you believe it was just six years ago that you could
lose touch with people you don't like?" -Craig Ferguson
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WIRELESS HEADPHONES
w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio
TV & Store Price: $14.99
OUR PRICE: $3.99
These Wireless Headphones With Built-In FM Radio allow you to
enjoy music anywhere in your home or office without any wires.
The manufacturer says you can use these for up to 30 feet away
from the base. Our testing says it is closer to 20 feet.
They're Easy To Use... The transmitter quickly connects to any
receiver, DVD player, gaming systems, computers and more
with the RCA adapter (included).
FIVE (5) FUNCTIONS IN ONE:
- Wireless Headphones - Internet Chat/Gaming - Audio Monitoring
- FM Auto-Scan Radio -Wired Audio Connection
If you're looking for a pair of wireless headphones that are a
great value but not fabulous quality... here it is. These sold
for $14.99 in Circuit City... grab a pair or two for $3.99...
heck even the FM radio is worth this!
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I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with
a severe bout of jet lag?induced foot-in-mouth disease. As
we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms
around my better half, gave her a kiss, and announced, "It's
good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after mid-
night. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!"
exclaimed the lawyer.
After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake
him up. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't
wait until morning?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,"
begged the attorney.
"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the funeral home,"
replied the governor.